Priest Simulator looks like the most blasphemous game ever

You thought Gas Station Simulator was a bizarre game? Or that it can't get worse than the Hairdresser Simulator? We present you Priest Simulator - an adventure imbued with exorcisms, consuming Mass wine, converting eccentrics to Catholicism, and building a church in a satanic settlement. Did I mention your priest is also a vampire?

It's not a joke.

The game has been in development for some time and is nowhere near complete. But you can play the demo on Steam right now, and the free prologue is reportedly coming soon. How soon? Well, you never know that with simulators like this. Time is a relative term.

In any case, Priest Simulator looks so garbage that the game could be fun. Admittedly there is no guarantee that it will be, we are God-fearing in HCL, but it would help to pray a couple of Hail Marys for that purpose.